i.. uh.. won these..












tests i've taken...

tony, your theme song is Back in Black!
You're a hard-core guy who knows what he wants and intends to get it. That's why your theme song is "Back in Black." Whether you're pumping iron, shooting pick-up hoops, or rounding up the boys for a night of havoc, AC/DC's metal classic is the perfect tune to get you fired up and blow your speakers out in the process.

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1. Are you an innie or an outie? outie
2. Have you ever worn bell-bottoms? i was born in 86.. not 56
3. Have you ever written a song? yup
4. Can you make change for a dollar right now? fuck off
5. Have you ever been in the opposite sex's bathroom? [shifts eyes] why would i do that?
6. Have you ever smelled your own feet? yeah, and i learned that it wasn't a good thing, therefore it shan't be done again
7. Do you like ketchup on or beside your french fries? neither
8. Can you touch your toungue to your nose? why would i want to lick my nose?
9. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? no
10. Have you ever broken a mirror? why the hell would i do that?
11. Have you ever put your toungue on a frozen pole? no
12. What is your biggest pet peeve? nails on chalkboard
13. Do you slurp your drink after its gone? eh.. no
14. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? nope
15. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper? bk broiler
16. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? no
17. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? i'm the one that gets asked that question
18. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza. "false"
19. Did you have a baby blanket? If so, what did you call it? no
20. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? haircuts suck
21. Have you ever sleepwalked? no
22. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds? yes
23. Can you flip your eye-lids up? yup
24. Are you double jointed? no
25. If you could be any age, what would you be? 6,342
26. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? no
27. Have you ever thrown-up after a roller coaster ride? no
28. What is your dream car? ferrari f-50
30. Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child? yum, blood infested waters
31. How many cavities do you have? 0.. never had one.
32. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? no.. i'm human
33. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, which would you do first: unbuckle your seat belt or open your window? my seatbelt wouldn't be on... and the window would be down... so the first thing i'd do would be to climb out
34. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? nope
35. Can you pick something up with your toes? yup
36. How many remote controls do you have in your house? 94,364
37. Have you ever fallen asleep in school? yes
38. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year? zero
39. How many foreign countries have you visited? none
40. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal? if i were out of shape... hah. what are the odds?
41. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy? i'm rich and happy now.. so leave me alone
42. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float? what the fuck would i be doing in quicksand?
44. Do you ask for directions when you are lost? i don't have a car...
45. Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean? no
46. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland? i'm a guy...
47. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points? ant farm
48. Do you prefer light or dark bread? light
49. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? i hate eggs
50. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? no
51. Do you talk in your sleep? no
52. Would you rather shovel show or mow the lawn? mow the lawn..
53. Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or constricted by a python? constricted... poison = death. constriction = pain. you choose...
54. Have you ever played in the rain? hockey, yeah.
55. Which do you think is more dangerous: an angry bear or a hungry white shark? angry bear. the shark would just lay there and die.
56. Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten? no.
57. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? yes
58. Do you drink pepsi or coke? coke
59. Whats your favorite number? twelve
60. If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car? sports car
61. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel? never accidentally.. always with a purpose
62. Would you blow your nose at the dinner table? if it was running
63. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub? no
64. Do you use regular or deodorant soap? whatever's there
65. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? if i lock it, i'd have the key... dumbass
66. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices? simpsons
67. If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be? a rich one that suffers from senility so i can get money off of him
68. Have you ever made a semi truck honk? yup
69. Which would you rather live with: a huge nose or crossed eyes? why not normality?
70. Would you hang out with someone your best friend didnt like? yes
71. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didnt like? nope
72. Have you ever returned a gift? many times
73. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you? yup
74. If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be? hockey
75. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 3
76. If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her? yup
77. Do you sing in the car? yes
78. Would you rather jump into a dumpster or into a vat of honey? vat of honey
79. What is your favorite breed of dog? who cares?
80. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter? i'm an animal, so yes
81. If you were a bicycle, would you be a stingray or a mountain bike? if i were a bicycle, i couldnt possibly be typing this.
82. What is your least favorite fruit? richard simmons
83. What kind of fruit have you never had? the ones you cant pronounce
84. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick? circuit city
85. What brand sports apparel do you wear the most?(Nike, Reebok, etc.) none, it's all human billboard shit
86. How many letters will/did I earn in my high school career? 6,418
87. Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat? all of them
88. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in? i would never fight for the US
89. Would you ever parachute out of a plane? yeah
90. What do you think is your best feature? the fact that i'm me... and you're not. hahhah
91. If I were to win a grammy, what kind of music would it be for? best combination of thrash metal and death metal
92. What is your favorite season? fall
93. How many members do you have in your immediate family? step family.... seven.
94. Which of the five senses is most important to you? hearing.
95. Would you be a more succesful painter or singer? singer, of course
96. Have you ever ridden a tortoise? no, and i wont
97. How many years will/did you end up going to college? 4
98. Have you ever had surgery? yup
99. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player? football. figure skating is for wimps
100. What do you like to collect? nothing. collecting is a waste of space.