in order to offer the
greatest detail in the briefest manner, here is a list of statistics
followed by a short biography.
| identity: |
tony |
| alias: |
asphyXy |
| d.o.b.: |
october third |
| gender: |
male |
| resides in: |
new jersey |
| ancestry: |
chiefly italian,
german, czech, polish, irish, etc. |
| height: |
six foot or so |
| weight: |
one hundred ninety
pounds or so |
| age: |
twenty |
| blood type: |
a positive |
| hairstyle: |
long, dark brown/blonde |
| eye color: |
blue/green/grey |
| school: |
graduated |
| occupation: |
sandwich artist |
| myspace: |
here |
a third person take on this person's life.
after entering the world in bayonne, new
jersey, the journey to the present inevitably begun. the family was moving regularly. the early years of
childhood were spent in various different places, such as
matawan, new jersey. this was short lived, and a second venture
to bayonne took place. nothing important at all happened until
the summer of nineteen ninety five. the new location: toms river,
new jersey. this is where many great things happened which are
too graphic to list here [or too long. this is a brief
biography]. after spending two years in toms river, custody of
the person being detailed [me] was given to his father. the father
lived in bayonne, which marked the third voyage. after two years
in bayonne, and meeting some very strange individuals, a move to
belleville, new jersey, unfortunately occurred. after settling
into belleville, an unfortunate denial of justice happened. a
move to nutley, new jersey. of all the places that this
vagabond has settled, none have been as painstaking as nutley,
new jersey. in case you wondered, visits to bayonne ensue nearly
every week, just to escape the torment of daily life. of course this is immensely exaggerated. nutley is a very, very boring place with little to no quality human beings. there is a band called civil atrophy in which tony is the guitarist/vocalist. they don't do much because they never have a solid lineup, but they're getting there. check out the nutley Subway for quality food and service.
likes: music, pop tarts, nhl hockey, marty friedman, entenmanns chocolate chip cookies, going to metal shows, my guitar, beavis and butt-head, sega genesis, new york rangers memorabilia, heavy metal, breaking things to see what's inside, theendrecords.com, the simpsons, reese's fast break candy bars, when my hair is straight, starcraft: brood war, code red mountain dew, seinfeld, my collection of band t shirts, the jolly roger, laser pointers because they can blind people, complete darkness, the number twelve, free software, whose line is it anyway?, sleeping until 2, going to sleep at 3, audiogalaxy when it worked, soulseek, bananas, guitar pro, subway, my grandmother's cooking, old school thrash bands, getting paid to play music, cake, golden city chinese food.
dislikes / deep hatreds: internet abbreviations [and people that use them], mtv, limp bizkit, a lack of beavis and butt-head, fred durst, the spanish language, anyone that speaks spanish, netscape, cracked cd cases, the people that shut down napster, anyone that respects limp bizkit, the people that shut down audiogalaxy, fred durst, rap [no, it's not music], aol, aol users, fred durst, aol users that think aol is great, burned cds [i prefer buying them. it's more authentic], nhl lockouts, wal-mart, the new jersey devils, people who are genuine assholes, fred durst, slipknot fans, people that think britney spears is "hot" [anyone could be "hot" if they really wanted to surgically alter themselves. ever see any before and after pictures?], FM radio, curly hair [i unfortunately have it], mario lemieux, anyone with respect for fred durst, drop d guitar tuning, having to download new counter-strike updates every time i sign on, fred durst, people that ask me what "asphyxy" means, fred durst, being woken up for no reason, people who use "ghetto slang" in a non-joking manner, having a shedule for anything, limp bizkit, the members of limp bizkit including fred durst, anyone associated with fred durst [including limp bizkit], loose change [i end up losing it all], kerry king guitar solos, red baseball caps, long lists [and this one will end now]